We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
That accounts for only three of the penises
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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