I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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