So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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