so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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