Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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