I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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