Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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