Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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