just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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