Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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