The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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