if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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