I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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