I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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