how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
it glows. i had to have it.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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