He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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