i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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