Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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