Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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