Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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