and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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