Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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