i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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