this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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