do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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