My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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