people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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