it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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