So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
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I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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