I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
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I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.