I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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