i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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