Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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