Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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