i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
barbara walters just said penis...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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