You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online