yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?