It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
