Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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