Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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