Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Fuck appropriateness.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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