Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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