Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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