Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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