Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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