She said her name was "party"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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