You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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