Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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