I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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