Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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