walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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