Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize