I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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