so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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