i permit you to call me
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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