Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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