that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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